When Horse and Dog meet, Dog thinks he has met a very big canine, Horse thinks he has come across a tiny little baby horse, and humorous confusion ensues.

Led by suspicion, Spider-Man begins working at the Jean Grey Academy as a guidance counselor, creating a special student class for purposes known only to him.

"Nobody does slapstick like Spidey and Deadpool do slapstick! Except, maybe...Slapstick? BUT THE WALKING CARTOON has terrible comic timing, showing up exactly when the Merc with a Mouth and the webbed wonder have declared: no more jokes! But what could have driven them to take the funny out of their funny book? And with Slapstick's animated antics to deal with, can the wall-crawler possibly keep his promise to take super-heroing more seriously?...